The Men of Idle Worship

Hola! another post in November, you can tell its the dark winter nights are here! A new feature here on FrobishersFunPages is "The Men of Idle Worship". A cutie called Stuart Manning has caught my TV eye on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". But what happened to Ben Cohen I hear you all cry. Well, things haven't really been working out - complaints have been made to the Police about offensive emails sent to his wife - I think someone must have hacked into my computer and stolen my identity. So you know the usual shit - Anti-social behaviour order about going on line, restraining orders, etc. etc. Jeeez.

It's all a bit much, coming so soon after being arrested in the grounds of Clayesmore Boys School in Oct. I'd been out picking Liberty Cap mushrooms and tried a few and got lost. I wasn't dressed as a priest as rumoured I was wearing a Thawb Dishdasha a friend bought as a present back from Kuwait. Oh well, the files have been passed to the Crown Prosecution Service - so we'll just have to wait and see . . .

Anyways, back to "The Men of Idle Worship" featuring the mega-woof Stuart! (notice how he clips his chest now - not sure which I prefer, I hear he's on Facebook, I'll get on the case now).

A Vision of Beauty Revealed in Sleep

Did I mention that I'm friends with Ben Cohen on Facebook? have you any idea what it's like to be costantly poked? (in joke). btw was in church AGAIN tonight- the cake afterwards was a lemon curd and mascopony (? spelling) which was suprisingly good, seeing as it looked like a collapsed volcano. The service itself was a little long - far too many "modern" hymms/songs - I longed for something rousing like Jerusalem where i look let rip. Talking of letting rip - someone passed wind during the service half way through a song, silent and deadly, it hung like a green fog in the room, so thick you could cut it into slices. Ah well, the devil moves in mysterious ways.

Oh Sister Where Art Thou?

Happy Halloween everybody, thought I'd post a pic taken the other week at the River of Life Community Church in Dorchester! Anyone spot Beast? (clue: trying looking left)

Business as usual here

Hello Folks! well its been a busy old summer here at Chez Naff. The usual round of parties/funerals openings/closings and work, work, work.

The kitchen is finally done! (only I can't get the plinths back on since the floors been laid, oh well). I now have a induction cooking hob and a fan oven! Everything is peachy, and no major cock-ups on the cooking front - make a lovely butternut squash chilli and baked some shortbread today. What the hell, I might even ressurect Frobishers Country Kitchen. Well, I must get settled for the X Factor tonight! Can you believe Dannii Minogue outed that poor little chap on TV last night? He looked like he was going to cry! (snigger)

Adios!

Driving shock!

who'd have thought?

Sad Day for British Sport

More sad news that Freddie (or should that be Freddy) Flintoff has retired from test Cricket. The strapping 6ft 4in Yorkshire player was a breath of fresh air to, frankly, a rather dull and boring game. His role in the game was an all-rounder (can it get any better), but has now decided to retire due to increasing injuries. No stranger to controversy, Freddie stole a pedalo after a late night drinking session in the West Indies and had to be rescued by the Coastguard after falling off (havent we all for christsakes). This resulted in him being stripped of the Vice-Captains job and fined/suspended for a match, which is an outragous way to treat a sporting hero. Still, thanks for the laughs & drinks Freddie, we'll miss you xxxxx.

BTW, sorting through (or thru for our colonial cousins) my photo album I came across a picture of a well-known blogger on one of his "windsurfing" holidays in the Greek islands! Answers on a postcard please . . . . .

There is a God

POP hunk Duncan James last night confessed his shocking gay secret and admitted: "I'm bisexual. I've been in loving relationships with men as well as women - and I'm not ashamed.

"But even though I fancy men, I still fancy WOMEN too."

The Blue singer's revelation will stun his millions of female fans worldwide plus the dozens of women he has been linked with, including Geri Halliwell, Tara Palmer Tomkinson, Mavis Mountshaft, Martine McCutcheon and ex-Big Brother winner Kate Lawler.

But on the eve of the boyband's reunion tour, the handsome singer says it is time for him to let his fans know the truth.

In an emotional interview with the News of the World he said: "I was living a secret life. I went through a process of asking what the f*** am I?

Well a huge "surprise" here at Idle Worship. Geri Halliwell?? previously linked to George Michael (snigger), famous theatrical fag-hag Martine McCutcheon + notorious coke-head Tara Palmer-T - the clues were all there. Still the appearance the other year on "Dancing on Ice" should have sealed it. I've trawled the net for nekkid pic of Duncan but could only come up with this shapely pic of his foot. Ah well, won't be long before he's doing a centre spread for Attitude magazine.

Well you known the saying Bi today, Gay tomorrow

On a sadder note Mutley the Dog has gone to the big kennel in the sky. Bye bye Mutts.